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鸿雁 贾wrote:
 why什么都没有?
Aug. 14
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July 19

门头沟的雨

门头沟的雨只落在鲜花盛开的地方
 
门头沟的雨里没有忧伤
这里的人们不会考虑下雨会让人痛苦这件事
 
门头沟下雨的时候
会有一对青年男女打着伞牵手走过山路
门头沟的雨代表我爱你
 
七月的门头沟不需要雨来点缀
却总是有雨伴随
 
雨淋着一棵树
已有上千年
雨打着一座庙
叫做潭柘寺
 
坐在烟雨朦胧的山顶
遥望氤氲的北京城
看见灯火
却看不见你
July 05

allegory(1)

从前有个人
非常遵守交通规则
有一天出门
被车撞了
June 24

茅房

在工地上茅房
也要十分小心
一不留神就会有白白胖胖的蛆蛆爬上脚踝
所以在那里每个人都得像个机警的哨兵
 
如果仔细观察
会发现蛆是有很多种类的
有常见的白色
有黄色
有黑色
甚至有的还拖着长长地尾巴
若足够认真
再加上一些好运气
还能惊喜的遇到超大只在屎海中畅游
大只的超出想象
(……)
 
中国有很多技术规范
但还不够
比如缺少《山区厕所修建技术规范》
这会令建造厕所的工人师傅极为困惑
从而导致了我们在野外会遇到形形色色的茅房
 
有的蹲坑很宽
宽的让人没有安全感
不管摆任何一个姿势
一旦两脚出了差错
整个身体就可以顺利的漏下去
 
有的蹲坑很窄
窄的让人忧虑
整个过程既要精确瞄准
又要祈祷便便不要太粗
以免卡在坑口
 
每次提上裤子
我都会感叹道
真是一场硬仗啊!
 
来视察的领导总是以施工便道的光艳程度来判断整体的好坏
我多么希望有一天他们会以厕所的舒适程度来代替